Legacy Obelisk

In this episode, Mike ventures to offend Portugal, parents and fans of Space Jam.On the other hand, He has nothing but nice things to say about penguins, Australian pop stars and Himself. So join us for a conversation about legacy and the future.

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Direct download: Readings4Suckers-114.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 10:08am EDT

Herpes vs Heat Vision

Learn about the dangers of owning a boarding house in the Marvel Universe, eating duck fetus and the startling truths about the way of our people. All of this and more, get your podcast on!

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Direct download: Readings4Suckers-113.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 7:12am EDT

Sexy Danger Paranoia

This week, we bring the sexy with a conversation that starts at being stabbed in the arm and ends with honesty boners. So if that is your trip, join us as we try to bring sexy back and fail miserably.

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Direct download: Readings4Suckers-112.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 8:59am EDT

The History Of Grok

In this episode, we examine where we have come from, as a species. We talk about humanity striving to set itself apart from the animals, the birth of the written language and the sex robots of the future. So come find out if the Sun is pissed at you!

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Direct download: Readings4Suckers-111.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 8:00am EDT

ABC's Scandal

Is this an episode dedicated to the popular Kerry Washington show? No, it is an episode dedicated to bad behavior from all levels of society. Mike is just being a title jerk, as well as being his usual outspoken self. Enjoy a discussion that involves the finer points of sex, drugs, violence and crime.

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Direct download: Readings4Suckers-110.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 7:51am EDT

Do You Want To Join A Cult?

Get your Kool-Aid and matching sneakers out, because this week, we are talking about joining a cult. Learn about our new planned cults, both based on Mike's love of cult TV shows. Go along to get along, but be wary of the punch. (That's how they get you!)

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Direct download: Readings4Suckers-109.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 7:38am EDT

80's Music Zodiac

The Polarizing nature of Phil Collins, Mike having Robert Smith hair and the true History behind Marvel Comics. If any of this seems up your alley, then give us a listen. We also talk about getting Re-Kanyed and Disney filth.

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Direct download: Readings4Suckers-108.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 7:09am EDT

Bunker Video

Mike is a fan of meltdowns, whether celebrity based or not, so this week we talk about the Randy Quaid video, Kanye West and we do this while finally chugging some Tab. Get ready for the game to get changed once again. From astronaut murder sprees to the ODB, this is Readings4Suckers.

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Direct download: Readings4Suckers-107.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 9:35am EDT

Getting Shot By A Dude Named Aaron

This time, it's all about American history and American Heroes. Do you have what it takes to be a hero, because Mike most certainly does not. Learn all about going Dead Zone, hating teen idols and Hugh Jackman.

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Direct download: Readings4Suckers-106.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 7:34am EDT

Ball Pockets

Have you ever suffered from stepping on a Lego? Have you ever slammed a finger in a closing door? This show is way less painless than doing those things. So listen up and learn about Ball Pockets, moral high ground and why babies suck. (They can't go to the club!)

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Direct download: Readings4Suckers-105.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 7:09am EDT