NJCC Fall Breakdown

Guest Starring: Tom

We break down a pretty ordinary toy show with all of the crazy person nonsense before and after it. We talk about baby fight clubs, paying a laziness offset tax and this crazy guy we saw driving on the wrong side of a six lane highway. Mike also begins to structure his holiday Star Wars media blackout.

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Direct download: Readings4Suckers-144.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 7:45am EST

I Think That Brick Knocked Your Stupid Loose

This week, Mike laments that the fact that he doesn't think trick-or-treating exists anymore, but Sully schools Mike on the new shit, the Taken-esque 'Trunk-Or-Treating,' and it immediately goes downhill fast. Learn all about Mike's faux fears and candy prima nocta.

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Direct download: Readings4Suckers-143.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 9:43am EST

Human Wrecking Ball

We talk about bad behavior at the end of the world.Barbed wire doomsday suits will become the dress code while we go looting corpses, Final Fantasy style. While the world is still here though, we can still pick up strays and have weird conversations at urinals.

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Direct download: Readings4Suckers-142.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 10:52am EST

Carrying Weird Crap In A Baby Bjorn

Oh, and all of the magical things you can carry! Watermelons and Bowling balls, hockey sticks and googly eyes; the possibilities are endless. Learn about the only acceptable kind of prop comedy, and send Mike a comically over sized wooden gavel...he really wants one.

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Direct download: Readings4Suckers-141.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 8:59am EST

It Would Be Cooler If People Were Streaming Your Murder!

Mike calls Sully out as un-American for wanting to have lessons before jumping out of a plane, craps on Rod Stewart's demographic and calls air shows pointless.  We also lament about getting felt up during TSA examinations at the airport and how if life was like Looney Tunes, it would be awesome and then immediately horrible.

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Direct download: Readings4Suckers-140.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 7:14am EST

Space Fixes Everything!

This week, we take a metaphorical trip to Mars, as we talk about how great outer space is. We romanticize shooting crap into the sun, space elevators and growing mutant produce. Join us as we also attempt to reboot classic sitcoms in space.

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Direct download: Readings4Suckers-139.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 8:37am EST

Shooting Celebrities Out Of A Cannon

This week, the guys talk about how much they hate the circus, and what could be done to make it better. From their hatred of clowns, Mike's need to have jerks drink seawater and the concept of adult convenience stores, this one has it all!

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Direct download: Readings4Suckers-138.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 11:24am EST

Lorenzo Lamas Sucks!

Mike and Sully ponder being cops and all of the nonsense that would go with it. Mike wants to be the bastard hybrid of Vic Mackey and Axel Foley, but Sully is just happy being Andy Griffith. So tune in and learn about Mike's plan to harass hipsters and make fun of their shoes.

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Direct download: Readings4Suckers-137.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 10:02am EST

Mahogany Toilet

Sully thinks he could be Terrance Howard. He is obviously wrong, but people should be allowed to dream. We talk about luxury bathroom building, a Bentley demolition derby and growing organic rocket ships. We also spend al ot of time talkng about male boob jobs.

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Direct download: Readings4Suckers-136.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 10:27am EST

Would You Pay To See The Pope Fight Someone?

We talk current events, as the Pope is coming to visit the USA. We talk about the Ashley Madison hack, Shaolin Monks running across water and McDonald's is doing breakfast all day. All of this, as well as Mike talking about his weekly felonies and fantasizing about being to big to get through a door.

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Direct download: Readings4Suckers-135.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 8:44am EST