Riker's Beard

We talk some Star Trek, we talk some beards and we talk some chimps. The three building blocks of culture are all discussed, as well as space pimps, the planned extinction of hippos and the dream of universal currency. Join us as high concept meets low concept and make dirty love to one another.

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Category:Comedy -- posted at: 9:54am EDT

There Is No Kadeem Hardison Union

This week we work out the scientific formula for remaking a movie worse. (Hint: It's not Jackie Chan) Learn about the movie mash-ups we want, the terrible ones we get and how there are not nearly enough movies that involve Chris Tucker Fighting robots.

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Direct download: Readings4Suckers-122.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 8:54am EDT

Being a Storefront Man

Retail empires are not easy to create, but that won't stop Mike from claiming otherwise. Here comes Mike and Sully's new business plans, and no one is safe, not even Bigfoot. Join us for crypto-zoology and flea market nonsense.

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Direct download: Readings4Suckers-121.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 9:40am EDT

Matching Bathtubs On The Porch

It's time to spread awareness of Michaels's Syndrome. No one knows what it is, and it might not be real; but it KILLS! Also, be there for the invention of Southern based twitter, the theory of khakis equalling herpes and Mike taking soccer flops in a grocery store.

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Direct download: Readings4Suckers-120.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 8:22am EDT

Mad Mikes

To celebrate the release of 'Mad Max: Fury Road,' we go post-apocalyptic all over your ears. Learn about what we think our jobs will be after the end of the world, as well as what we would like to drive and who we want to hang out with. We also deal with the greatest problem of the wastelands: No Google!

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Direct download: Readings4Suckers-119.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 8:50am EDT

Summer Movie Rundown

Special Guest: Tom

Like the title says, we rundown some movies. In our own characteristic fashion, we make guesses about movies based on a minimal amount of knowledge and crap on them. So join us for some possible baseless claims and to hear Tom talk crap about everyone without realizing it.

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Direct download: Readings4Suckers-118.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 7:48am EDT

Free Crap

The title explains it all, free crap! The boys take a journey into Craigslist and hope to come out the other side unscathed. Learn all about Mike's plan to leave multiple pianos all over someones yard, as well as all of the items that you can't even give away for free.

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Direct download: Readings4Suckers-117.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 7:47am EDT

Holding Dinner Hostage

This week, we talk about throwing garbage off of overpasses, and consequently, the difference between manslaughter and murder. Plans are forged to live on Ellis Island, and as always we talk about screwing with people.

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Direct download: Readings4Suckers-116.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 7:42am EDT

Youth, Speed and Balls

Mike has no time for rich white man nonsense, so with that in mind, we talk about car racing. Learn about our driver names, our shilling for sponsors and the modern rigors of chain-guns. So strap in and start your engines, cause your in for some motor mouth shenanigans.

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Direct download: Readings4Suckers-115.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 7:26am EDT

Legacy Obelisk

In this episode, Mike ventures to offend Portugal, parents and fans of Space Jam.On the other hand, He has nothing but nice things to say about penguins, Australian pop stars and Himself. So join us for a conversation about legacy and the future.

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Direct download: Readings4Suckers-114.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 10:08am EDT