Matthew McConaughey Infestation!

We talk about killing our own dinner, and if we think we could do it. We also talk about why you never let McConaughey in your house, as well as our fear of movie aliens, except for Wilford Brimley and Don Ameche. Also, Corey Feldman sucks so hard and uncontrollably, that he makes everything worse when he is around it.

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Direct download: Readings4Suckers-154.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 8:31am EDT

Robot Hands and Lawn Darts!

Sully continues with his location lies, while Mike realizes that kids should be told that they are crap at everything. Mike wants to do hack 90's comedy and he explains exactly what would make his friendship with Sully disappear: Zeppelins!

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Direct download: Readings4Suckers-153.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 7:46am EDT

Dummies Of The Victorian Era

Time plus popularity equals greatness. We are definitely not talking about ourselves, but rather the equation to make a great author. We also yak about demonic possession, the movie Fallen and the unmistakable charm of Putin.

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Direct download: Readings4Suckers-152.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 8:33am EDT

Sandwich Deviancy and Bold Faced Lies!

Sully returns, and with him, he brings the tall tales of his previous whereabouts. Mike counters by equating Sully with a side character from an 80's babysitting movie. We talk about a sexual game of Mousetrap, Tom Cruise's lack of sexual stroke and people who love horses.

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Direct download: Readings4Suckers-151.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 9:14am EDT

Fake Star Wars Spoilers

Guest Starring: Tom

So the guys flat out lie to you for about 30 minutes about Star Wars: The Force Awakens. They make up a series of spoilers that if true, (they probably are not.) they make the nerd's heads explode. We also muse about galactic light saber control, talk about the jerk ass Republic and crap on Google Chrome. So Enjoy!

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Direct download: Readings4Suckers-149.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 7:16am EDT

A Boy Named Shoe!

Guest Starring: Tom

We talk about ruining kids lives early, right at the naming stage. Mike wants no kids, but if he gets stuck with them, he will name them after the female lead from The Karate Kid. We also talk about getting into trouble at Home Depot, Tom's want for robot arms and how Mike will crowdsource his vasectomy.

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Direct download: Readings4Suckers-148.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 7:39am EDT

Eating Gold Is Probably Bad For You!

Guest Starring: Tom

Mike and Tom spent some time in Pittsburgh, and here is Mike's smack talking breakdown of holiday weekend. Mike also admits to his east coast liberal media elite nature, and tells a story about drunken grilled cheese making.

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Category:Comedy -- posted at: 10:58am EDT

Sully Lives!

This week, the prodigal co-host has returned, as Sully joins us with a long list of complaints about Tom. We also talk about our friends scheme to burn down our studio for the insurance money and about just how easily Mike can be bribed.

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Direct download: Readings4Suckers-146.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 7:24am EDT

"Ain't No Ho Calling, 'Less I'm Calling It A Ho!"

We talk about talking dogs and unlicensed plastic surgery. We also compare apples to nuclear reactors, as Tom tries to steal Sully's position here at Readings4Suckers. Join us for another in the series of long conversations about Mike's balls and his odd rules of engagement.

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Direct download: Readings4Suckers-145.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 8:05am EDT

NJCC Fall Breakdown

Guest Starring: Tom

We break down a pretty ordinary toy show with all of the crazy person nonsense before and after it. We talk about baby fight clubs, paying a laziness offset tax and this crazy guy we saw driving on the wrong side of a six lane highway. Mike also begins to structure his holiday Star Wars media blackout.

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Direct download: Readings4Suckers-144.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 7:45am EDT