Matthew McConaughey Infestation!

We talk about killing our own dinner, and if we think we could do it. We also talk about why you never let McConaughey in your house, as well as our fear of movie aliens, except for Wilford Brimley and Don Ameche. Also, Corey Feldman sucks so hard and uncontrollably, that he makes everything worse when he is around it.

Never Accurate, Always Presumptuous!

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Direct download: Readings4Suckers-154.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 8:31am EDT

Robot Hands and Lawn Darts!

Sully continues with his location lies, while Mike realizes that kids should be told that they are crap at everything. Mike wants to do hack 90's comedy and he explains exactly what would make his friendship with Sully disappear: Zeppelins!

Never Accurate, Always Presumptuous!

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Direct download: Readings4Suckers-153.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 7:46am EDT

Dummies Of The Victorian Era

Time plus popularity equals greatness. We are definitely not talking about ourselves, but rather the equation to make a great author. We also yak about demonic possession, the movie Fallen and the unmistakable charm of Putin.

Never Accurate, Always Presumptuous!

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Direct download: Readings4Suckers-152.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 8:33am EDT

Sandwich Deviancy and Bold Faced Lies!

Sully returns, and with him, he brings the tall tales of his previous whereabouts. Mike counters by equating Sully with a side character from an 80's babysitting movie. We talk about a sexual game of Mousetrap, Tom Cruise's lack of sexual stroke and people who love horses.

Never Accurate, Always Presumptuous!

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Direct download: Readings4Suckers-151.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 9:14am EDT

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