Don't Give An Orphan Superpowers!

Guest Starring: Tom

We talk about killing Terminators, and how it used to be way harder to do. The stink box is officially designed and drafted, so we can now save the people from an empty sad future. Learn all about pudding tsunamis, God mode orphans and fat man telekinesis. ALSO, Tom confuses Gandalf for Dumbledore.

Never Accurate, Always Presumptuous!

EXPLICIT CONTENT! NOT FOR CHILDREN!

Direct download: Readings4Suckers-150.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 7:32am EDT

Fake Star Wars Spoilers

Guest Starring: Tom

So the guys flat out lie to you for about 30 minutes about Star Wars: The Force Awakens. They make up a series of spoilers that if true, (they probably are not.) they make the nerd's heads explode. We also muse about galactic light saber control, talk about the jerk ass Republic and crap on Google Chrome. So Enjoy!

Never Accurate, Always Presumptuous!

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Direct download: Readings4Suckers-149.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 7:16am EDT

A Boy Named Shoe!

Guest Starring: Tom

We talk about ruining kids lives early, right at the naming stage. Mike wants no kids, but if he gets stuck with them, he will name them after the female lead from The Karate Kid. We also talk about getting into trouble at Home Depot, Tom's want for robot arms and how Mike will crowdsource his vasectomy.

Never Accurate, Always Presumptuous!

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Direct download: Readings4Suckers-148.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 7:39am EDT

Eating Gold Is Probably Bad For You!

Guest Starring: Tom

Mike and Tom spent some time in Pittsburgh, and here is Mike's smack talking breakdown of holiday weekend. Mike also admits to his east coast liberal media elite nature, and tells a story about drunken grilled cheese making.

Never Accurate, Always Presumptuous!

EXPLICIT CONTENT! NOT FOR CHILDREN!

Direct download: Readings4Suckers-147RAW.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 10:58am EDT

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