Human Wrecking Ball

We talk about bad behavior at the end of the world.Barbed wire doomsday suits will become the dress code while we go looting corpses, Final Fantasy style. While the world is still here though, we can still pick up strays and have weird conversations at urinals.

Never Accurate, Always Presumptuous!

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Direct download: Readings4Suckers-142.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 10:52am EDT

Carrying Weird Crap In A Baby Bjorn

Oh, and all of the magical things you can carry! Watermelons and Bowling balls, hockey sticks and googly eyes; the possibilities are endless. Learn about the only acceptable kind of prop comedy, and send Mike a comically over sized wooden gavel...he really wants one.

Never Accurate, Always Presumptuous!

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Direct download: Readings4Suckers-141.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 8:59am EDT

It Would Be Cooler If People Were Streaming Your Murder!

Mike calls Sully out as un-American for wanting to have lessons before jumping out of a plane, craps on Rod Stewart's demographic and calls air shows pointless.  We also lament about getting felt up during TSA examinations at the airport and how if life was like Looney Tunes, it would be awesome and then immediately horrible.

Never Accurate, Always Presumptuous!

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Direct download: Readings4Suckers-140.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 7:14am EDT

Space Fixes Everything!

This week, we take a metaphorical trip to Mars, as we talk about how great outer space is. We romanticize shooting crap into the sun, space elevators and growing mutant produce. Join us as we also attempt to reboot classic sitcoms in space.

Never Accurate, Always Presumptuous!

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Direct download: Readings4Suckers-139.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 8:37am EDT

Shooting Celebrities Out Of A Cannon

This week, the guys talk about how much they hate the circus, and what could be done to make it better. From their hatred of clowns, Mike's need to have jerks drink seawater and the concept of adult convenience stores, this one has it all!

Never Accurate, Always Presumptuous!

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Direct download: Readings4Suckers-138.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 11:24am EDT

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