Denmark Is Full Of Morons!

We talk about wearing trucker hats without irony by actually driving a long haul truck. We posit about the methods and mayhem of Clint Eastwood, and why under no circumstance should you steal his cake. Also, everything in Australia will try to kill you, including Mel Gibson.

Never Accurate, Always Presumptuous!

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Direct download: Readings4Suckers-133.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 9:56am EDT

No Power, No Responsibility

Ponder the merits of living over a bar or underneath a strip club, or maybe having a laundromat or Korean nail salon as your living room. The absurdity of living in a commercial property is discussed, as well as buying Star Wars toys at midnight.

Never Accurate, Always Presumptuous!

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Direct download: Readings4Suckers-132.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 10:24am EDT

Multiple Concussion Survivor

As a species, we have not evolved to the point wherein we can get smacked in the back of the head with a 2x4 and be fine. Godzilla is scarier in a city than on the beach. Mike really wants to find a way to monetize pouring salt on the wound and adding insult to injury.

Never Accurate, Always Presumptuous!

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Direct download: Readings4Suckers-131.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 7:29am EDT

Toy Stories At The NJCC

Special Guest: Tom Reed

*We apologize for the brief audio distortion later in the episode*

So, Mike had a big weekend, and he wants to tell you all about it. He officiated his first wedding, ran his first table at a vintage toy show, and he met Ron Simmons and Ted DeBiase. Hear all of these stories and more, as Mike also unveils his new Mexican Luchadore character and Tom craps on Florida Iowa and Rhode Island.

Never Accurate, Always Presumptuous!

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Direct download: Readings4Suckers-130.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 7:15am EDT

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