Ball Pockets

Have you ever suffered from stepping on a Lego? Have you ever slammed a finger in a closing door? This show is way less painless than doing those things. So listen up and learn about Ball Pockets, moral high ground and why babies suck. (They can't go to the club!)

Never Accurate, Always Presumptuous!

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Direct download: Readings4Suckers-105.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 7:09am EDT

Haggling Over Goat Meat

Vampire economics, modern myths and hometown pride are the subjects in this episode. We talk about Andre the Giant's legendary drinking achievements, Steve Carrell probably not knowing how to build a boat by himself and Greek gods. Join us, wont you, as we reflect on parables on how not to be dicks.

Never Accurate, Always Presumptuous!

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Direct download: Readings4Suckers-104.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 8:41am EDT

Ecto Cooler Awareness Month

The 103rd shots in the war of reckless nonsense have been fired. Learn the truth about Crystal Pepsi vs Clear Tab. Mike has a Celine Dion moment that is as sad as it is terrible, and also wishes sinkholes on people.

Never Accurate, Always Presumptuous!

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Direct download: Readings4Suckers-103.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 7:45am EDT

Picking A Fight With Your Kid

Sully is a hot mess, and possibly an undead scourge who rules the night. Mike hates jumpsuits and wants to fight both his dad and his fictional kids. So grab a round bread donut and listen up, as we talk like dock workers and make poor Dune references.

Never Accurate, Always Presumptuous!

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Direct download: Readings4Suckers-102.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 9:10am EDT

New New Years

Tradition is stupid, so we shake it up and change it for the better! New Years Eve will now be the crazyiest party of the year and your lifetime, as long as you have a peacock mask. Learn about Mikes dislike of bowling and Sully's plan to start the Planet of The Apes!

Never Accurate, Always Presumptuous!

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Direct download: Readings4Suckers-101.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 9:50am EDT

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