Don't Give An Orphan Superpowers!

Guest Starring: Tom

We talk about killing Terminators, and how it used to be way harder to do. The stink box is officially designed and drafted, so we can now save the people from an empty sad future. Learn all about pudding tsunamis, God mode orphans and fat man telekinesis. ALSO, Tom confuses Gandalf for Dumbledore.

Never Accurate, Always Presumptuous!

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Direct download: Readings4Suckers-150.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 7:32am EDT

Fake Star Wars Spoilers

Guest Starring: Tom

So the guys flat out lie to you for about 30 minutes about Star Wars: The Force Awakens. They make up a series of spoilers that if true, (they probably are not.) they make the nerd's heads explode. We also muse about galactic light saber control, talk about the jerk ass Republic and crap on Google Chrome. So Enjoy!

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Direct download: Readings4Suckers-149.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 7:16am EDT

A Boy Named Shoe!

Guest Starring: Tom

We talk about ruining kids lives early, right at the naming stage. Mike wants no kids, but if he gets stuck with them, he will name them after the female lead from The Karate Kid. We also talk about getting into trouble at Home Depot, Tom's want for robot arms and how Mike will crowdsource his vasectomy.

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Direct download: Readings4Suckers-148.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 7:39am EDT

Eating Gold Is Probably Bad For You!

Guest Starring: Tom

Mike and Tom spent some time in Pittsburgh, and here is Mike's smack talking breakdown of holiday weekend. Mike also admits to his east coast liberal media elite nature, and tells a story about drunken grilled cheese making.

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Direct download: Readings4Suckers-147RAW.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 10:58am EDT

Sully Lives!

This week, the prodigal co-host has returned, as Sully joins us with a long list of complaints about Tom. We also talk about our friends scheme to burn down our studio for the insurance money and about just how easily Mike can be bribed.

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Direct download: Readings4Suckers-146.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 7:24am EDT

"Ain't No Ho Calling, 'Less I'm Calling It A Ho!"

We talk about talking dogs and unlicensed plastic surgery. We also compare apples to nuclear reactors, as Tom tries to steal Sully's position here at Readings4Suckers. Join us for another in the series of long conversations about Mike's balls and his odd rules of engagement.

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Direct download: Readings4Suckers-145.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 8:05am EDT

NJCC Fall Breakdown

Guest Starring: Tom

We break down a pretty ordinary toy show with all of the crazy person nonsense before and after it. We talk about baby fight clubs, paying a laziness offset tax and this crazy guy we saw driving on the wrong side of a six lane highway. Mike also begins to structure his holiday Star Wars media blackout.

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Direct download: Readings4Suckers-144.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 7:45am EDT

I Think That Brick Knocked Your Stupid Loose

This week, Mike laments that the fact that he doesn't think trick-or-treating exists anymore, but Sully schools Mike on the new shit, the Taken-esque 'Trunk-Or-Treating,' and it immediately goes downhill fast. Learn all about Mike's faux fears and candy prima nocta.

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Direct download: Readings4Suckers-143.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 9:43am EDT

Human Wrecking Ball

We talk about bad behavior at the end of the world.Barbed wire doomsday suits will become the dress code while we go looting corpses, Final Fantasy style. While the world is still here though, we can still pick up strays and have weird conversations at urinals.

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Direct download: Readings4Suckers-142.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 10:52am EDT

Carrying Weird Crap In A Baby Bjorn

Oh, and all of the magical things you can carry! Watermelons and Bowling balls, hockey sticks and googly eyes; the possibilities are endless. Learn about the only acceptable kind of prop comedy, and send Mike a comically over sized wooden gavel...he really wants one.

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Direct download: Readings4Suckers-141.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 8:59am EDT