July 39th

Mike hates calendars and believes they are only for white people, which is odd because he is a honky and is always on schedule. Sully plans on boxing his theoretical future child. Join the new voices of their generation, and download this podcast!

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Direct download: Readings4Suckers-079.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 9:38am EDT

Cloned Pets and Mall Tours!

This week, we look towards the future, and make predictions for January 1st, 2025. We talk about welcoming our robot overlords, telling your kids about dumb stuff and how everything should hover. Watch as we also invent cow syphilis and offer to blind you.

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Direct download: Readings4Suckers-078.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 8:42am EDT

Prison Is Scary!

The world has made Mike into the man he is today, at least that's what he claims went wrong. Join us as we delve into Mike's psyche, cheese talk and the horrors of the modern prison experience. We also compare our hypothetical disabilities, as well as talk about RoboCop.

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Direct download: Readings4Suckers-077.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 8:52am EDT

Butt Rock Sully

Head lice is odd, and Mike doesn't understand it. But that should hardly be a revelation, as Mike also doesn't understand most normal things. Join us as we christen Sully with a new summer name, talk about childhood gangs and digging for coal. Also learn about what might be the perfect careers for Mike and Sully.

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Direct download: Readings4Suckers-076.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 7:52am EDT

Olestra Based Conditions

Olestra was a fat substitute that was put in foods in the mid 90's. With that said, hear a personal anecdote from Mike about just how damn evil it is. We also spend a large amount of time talking about the various incarnations of the Clown Prince of Crime, the Joker. So it is basically jut a fun day in the life of Readings4Suckers!

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Direct download: Readings4Suckers-075.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 8:44am EDT

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