5 Jobs, No Time

Guest Starring: Mark 

This time around, we take the time machine out of storage. Instead of same sex kissing, we use it to find our dream jobs throughout history. Our job choices vary from hunting Nazis, haul plague ridden bodies and be the seventh cowboy ever.  The one thing we all agree on is that we hate pants. Join us for a trip thru the years, and learn about Mark's theory on John Wilkes Booth and Jodie Foster.

Never Accurate, Always Presumptuous!

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Direct download: Readings4Suckers-070.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 7:35am EDT

Gold Medal Bucket List

We are all going to die, but hopefully it will be a long while from now. With that in mind, Mike and Sully started work on their bucket lists. The results are not remotely surprising. The guys wax philosophically about Karate Kid, being a monkey and poop flavored gum. Join the pre-mortem celebration and help us leave our nonsense legacy.

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Direct download: Readings4Suckers-069.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 9:20am EDT

Morlocks, CHUDS and Miners!

Special Guest: Will W (Not Cabbage)

"Always subtract one for the Hebrew god." That's how R4S does their math. This time around, Mike, Sully and Will talk about deporting people into space, movie theater courtesy, and people who choose to live underground. We also have a deep and insightful (LIES!) conversation about A-team villains and the Leprechaun movie series. So suit up for some nonsense, because Will (Not Cabbage) is back in town!

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Direct download: Readings4Suckers-068.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 8:01am EDT

Damn....

Learn the new hierarchy of english profanity, here on the newest episode of Readings4Suckers. We talk about the roots of our own language use, (the bus), how certain words have now been devalued and we set up the uniform code of foul language. We also talk bout actual offensive things like Mariah Carey the actress, Mike's bastard behavior and Lethal Weapon 4. So join us for a lighthearted adventure into profanity.

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Direct download: Readings4Suckers-067.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 8:42am EDT

Ninjas and Stuff

Why is movie boxing more entertaining than real boxing? Why did all of the Matrix sequels blow hard? Why does Sully have a thing for Grace Jones? All of these questions are answered poorly on this, the newest episode of Readings4Suckers. Hear all about Mike's theories on Scott Baio movies, snake orgies and how someday he will have to stand up to his robot overlords. We also shout out Wu-Tang Clan.

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Direct download: Readings4Suckers-066.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 7:22am EDT

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