Hover-Boards vs. Replicants: Future Science

Welcome to the beginning of Year Two, and the future of Readings4Suckers. Can you think of a better way to celebrate the future than talking about Hover-boards, Replicants, Transformers, the Three Seashells and all sorts of other future movie science? We discuss how Terminator makes Mike live in fear of every electronic device he owns, we learn about Sully from the future and we start the #BobSchneider movement to try to make the future a better place by taking the power away from a certain movie gigolo/animal. So dive into the future headfirst with our new format and shorter episodes.

Never Accurate, Always Presumptuous!

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Direct download: Readings4Suckers-053.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 11:48am EDT

Alien Studies 101

Is water on Mars a big deal? Can you get a job on the outer rim? Why does Mike obsess over sleeping with green women? All of these questions, while not answered, are addressed on this, the newest episode of Readings4Suckers. We talk Moon colonies, space aliens, Vulcan dick punchers and the overall stupidity of planet Earth. So join us for our new shorter format, where we continue to ask the questions that no one asks, and give the answers no one cares about.

Never Accurate, Always Presumptuous!

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Direct download: Readings4Suckers-052.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 7:54pm EDT

Magicians and Strippers

Mike has no magic in his life, and lives in fear of fertility. Sully likes to preach hope, but also has harsh words for David Blaine. With this in mind, join us for the newest installment of Readings4Suckers, where the guys talk about Vegas, never seeing donkey shows and Sully being hooker bait. So listen in and you might just learn something.*

*You probably won't learn crap!

Never accurate, Always Presumptuous!

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Direct download: Readings4Suckers-051.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 4:49pm EDT

Game of Thrones Spoilers

Special Guest: Travis

Just like the title says, this week, we spoil Game of Thrones. We talk about everything that a fan of the HBO series would not even remotely want to hear yet. This is not a joke, unless you have either read the books or do not care about this season being ruined: DO NOT LISTEN TO THIS EPISODE! We are not playing around here people, these are hot spoilers. Also: Mike tells a hilarious dirty joke before he and Travis begin spoilers, so it is safe to listen for about 4 minutes. We also understand the irony of wanting you to listen to the show and releasing content to keep you away.

Never Accurate, Always Presumptuous!

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Direct download: Readings4Suckers-050.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 8:06pm EDT

Holiday Mix-Tape Vol.2: New Year's

Special Guests: Many!

On this episode of Readings4Suckers, resolutions are resolved and revelations are revealed, as Mike and Sully share a holiday mess of hilarity. Learn about a young Sully's love for cloaks, Mike's love for the Ottoman Empire and people who covet your hats. We remember holiday's past and the promises of the end of days and Y2K, dreams of the world catching ablaze, all while Mike goes all Heart of Darkness and Sully talks about salads. So join us for attainable resolutions, the hilarity of balls and insane astronauts, as Readings4Suckers rings in the New Year.

Never Accurate, Always Presumptuous!

EXPLICIT CONTENT! NOT FOR CHILDREN!

Direct download: Readings4Suckers-049.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 2:27pm EDT

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