"100"

Merry Christmas! Your gift is the least informative guide to faking your own death, ever. The guys find out that it is not as easy as switching Don Draper's dog tags, as they envision their next personas and life as a stinky drifter. Also, no one cares about Tucson.

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Direct download: Readings4Suckers-100.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 11:12am EST

The Verge of Suck

Terrible parties, bad weather and waiting for garbage to fall on your head: All of these things suck. Boxing Day Steve, White Elephant Parties and The Chicago Way: All of these things are amazing. We will teach you how to navigate between suck and amazing on the newest episode of Readings4Suckers!

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Direct download: Readings4Suckers-099.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 7:56am EST

"5000"

Guests: Will W. and Mark

Enter the cacophony of sound! Join us and our guests as we toast the past and the future, as well as stick it to Mark a little bit. Find out the difference between artistic license and copyright violations.

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Direct download: Readings4Suckers-098.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 7:57am EST

Bored Games

From Mouse Trap to Risk, The guys weigh in on boardgames. Learn about the game based treachery of Mike's dad, the evil that is Monopoly Variants and the greatest military maneuver in history, The Admiral's Gambit. We also create some of our own.

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Direct download: Readings4Suckers-097.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 9:07am EST

"Holadaisical"

We start with an awkward pause, and then go on with equally awkward conversation. Topics included are acting like a 1800's Huntsman, the Atkins diet and Mike's hate of cold weather. So dig in, light a fire and listen to the newest episode of Readings4Suckers.

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Direct download: Readings4Suckers-096.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 9:01am EST

Burger Icarus

Drunk cougars who shoot people and leaning into an argument are on the conversation block for this episode of the show. We talk about being hunted, willful drunkenness and smoking nasty cigars to ruin someones meal. We also have questions about Heaven, Hell, mortality and setting trucks on fire.

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Direct download: Readings4Suckers-095.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 8:25am EST

Still in Contempt!

We were contacted by Lord Montgomery Court, in regards to an autopsy of a fly that Sully killed. We respond by calling him a toolbox for the better part of ten minutes. Mike quotes Taylor Swift, reminisces over lies told to him in second grade and the tells us all how his dad could beat up your dad.

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Direct download: Readings4Suckers-094.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 7:52am EST

Burying Sully Alive!

That's right, shallow grave and all! We jabber on about watching Lord of the Rings movies marathon style, Video games that were obviously screwing with us and Mike tells the "Chicken Wang" story. Join us...before it is too late!

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Direct download: Readings4Suckers-093.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 9:26am EST

Wii-Bola

Here it is, the big one. We talk about what is on everyone's minds, and the potential health hazards it may lead to. That's right.... drinking beer out of a shoe! We talk about its hazards as well as glory. The boys also converse about throwing garbage cans thru windows and the dark secrets of the Peanuts gang.

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Direct download: Readings4Suckers-092.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 9:06am EST

In Defense Of...

We go for broke, defending those that should not be defended. It's a lesson in humanity, entertainment and all around nonsense as we defend Kanye West as a person, Transformers as a movie series and one very special man-child in North Korea. Listen in for talking like a Baldwin and Chocolate Dynamite.

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Direct download: Readings4Suckers-091.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 9:38am EST