MovieWatch: The Room

Special Guest: Cabbage Grisham

Just how terrible is Tommy Wiseau's The Room? That is the question that we attempt to answer on this week's episode of Readings4Suckers. It's a story about the greatest man alive in the ultimate vanity project, and no, we aren't talking about Mike and this show. The guys are joined by Cabbage Grisham to talk about everything this movie offers. 90's R&B in 2003, the new ChaChi and poorly crafted scenes of lovemaking are discussed in depth, all while the guys forge new theories about how this movie might be the missing companion piece to the Batman franchise. Join us as we contemplate what might be the best worst thing we have watched (to date).

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Direct download: Readings4Suckers-031.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 10:28pm EDT

Calling B?@*$#!t: Summer Special

Special BS correspondent: Tom Reed

We are joined for this episode by Tom, to call BS on the insane lies in the fictional worlds we all enjoy. The real estate prices, the old wise men and the flawed TV premises of the 80's all get called out on this episode. Hear about a boat that Tom thinks is smarter than Hulk Hogan, why Sully thinks Gandalf should stop being a withholding jerk and Mike's conspiracy theory about Carrie Bradshaw's double life as a high priced escort. Join us in the pop culture madness, and hear the guys try to bring back extinct words and phrases that probably should have stayed dead.

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Direct download: Readings4Suckers-030.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 8:03pm EDT

Rat-Tail Class Warfare

Special Guest: Teré

Here it is, the end stretch of our Bethlehem road trip, still without a messiah. This time, we break bread with Teré, and it gets real awesome as we take a trip down memory lane. We talk about who was hot in the 90's, the cross-town crack smoking legal defense and liquid ass. We also go in depth on past fashion trends, read some news and spend entirely too much time talking about 'Coming to America.' Join us for the fun, as Readings4Suckers attempts to put 'em on the glass.

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Direct download: Readings4Suckers-029.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 10:01pm EDT

"He was just a redneck with forklift parts."

Special Guest: Kevin aka Kaybin

In this episode, Readings4Suckers starts on our road trip to Bethlehem, but instead of birthing the new messiah, we decided instead to talk some smack with our buddy Kaybin. We converse about leather pants, Demi Moore's theoretical parentage, DicK Tracy watches and all sorts of other nonsense. We showcase the triumphant return of questions, with a couple of new ones, and finish off with our favorite type of off-brand news stories.

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Direct download: Readings4Suckers-028.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 7:25pm EDT

Sideburns and Hookers from the Civil War

Special Guest: Cal

Did you know that George Washington fought the British because his wife had a crush on King George? Did you know that hookers and sideburns were terms coined during the Civil War? Did you know that our grasp of history is about 50/50? Well, now you do, but you should still listen to what passes as a history lesson when Readings4Suckers is involved, because this week, we also invent a new felony.

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Direct download: Readings4Suckers-027.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 1:17am EDT

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