"MovieWatch- The Star Wars Holiday Special"

Special Guest: Mark Reed

In this episode of Readings4Suckers, our heroes try something a little bit different. They decided it would be a good idea to watch and review "The Star Wars Holiday Special," and they were wrong...dead wrong. Listen to the outrage of three grown men watching a children's show and being royally offended by it. Learn about "Beatrice" Arthur, Harrison Ford and Harvey Korman's possibly award winning performances.* Dance along to the music of Jefferson Starship and Princess Leia. Hear Readings4Suckers take one for the team and watch something so you don't have to. They aren't Siskel and Ebert; They are Mike and Sully. Be forewarned, unless you are totally prepared to listen to three boobs talk about lightsaber dildo microphones, you should probably Kessel-Run away.

*They were not nominated for any awards for these roles, but deserve them for surviving the process.

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Direct download: Readings4Suckers-018.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 9:47am EDT

"Damn, You're Sexy Brian Dennehy. What Up?"

Special Guest: Dylan

Welcome to the TerrorDrome! Readings4Suckers and our heroes are here and joined by Dylan, one of Baltimore's Finest. This time, we go crazy like John Rambo with an ACME bomb, when we talk about The Cutting Edge and ice skating porn, Barbie's Dream House, Mike's sexual profiteering and jetpacks. Join them as they shout out terrible rappers and Mike creates the world's greatest theme park, all while lamenting his inability to use a yo-yo. Learn about the differences between Hulks and She-Hulks, as well as using the Hulk defense in court, Dylan's theory on Florida, and his future in base jumping. NOTE: Any implications of educational content are used loosely, in fact, you probably shouldn't be listening to this at all!

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Direct download: Readings4Suckers-017.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 8:56am EDT

"That's Like 40,000 Chicken Wings!"

Special Guest: Jared aka Hippie Lincoln

In this episode, our heroes are joined by the returning Jared for another chapter of their insane brand of conversation, this time on Cinco De Mayo. Hear them talk about working as a henchman for one of the criminal organizations such as Hydra, Cobra or the Empire from Star Wars. Listen to them talk about pension plans as well as who not to work for (Hint: it's the Joker). Also,in our fond Readings4Suckers tradition, we have news, the kind no one can relate to, except for maybe Diddy. We also introduce the newest supergroup to hit the nation. So strap in, because this one gets bumpy and is filled with Sea Monkeys.

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Direct download: Readings4Suckers-016.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 9:08am EDT

"Mother's Day:  Intro to Irish Telepathy"

Special Guest: Mike's Mom, Mrs. Reed

In this, Our Mother's Day episode, our heroes are joined by Mike's Mom, Mrs. Reed, one of Pittsburgh's finest. Join them as they talk about Irish superpowers, stories that embarrass Mike, Mrs. Reed's love of mustaches and Tom Selleck, and how all she wanted to be was Goldie Hawn in go-go boots, as well as the standard litany of news and nonsense. Join us and bring your mom, because this one is fun for the whole adult family.

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Direct download: Readings4Suckers-015.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 9:02am EDT

Readings4Suckers-014

"Oh, great, baldy's talking about ethics again!"

Special Guest: Bryan

In this episode, our heroes are joined by Bryan for some good old fahsioned revelry. Listen to them wax poetically about the dynamics of Comic store Customer Service, their deconstruction of the movies Navy Seals and Predator, and get down with yet another discussion about Blade Runner. Join them for a raging geeky good time and Happy DNA Day!

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Direct download: Readings4Suckers-014.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 8:48am EDT

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