MovieWatch- Jack Frost

Special Guest: Tom Reed

First and foremost, this is not the Michael Keaton family movie!

On this, the holiday edition of MovieWatch, we watch 1997's Jack Frost, starring Shannon Elizabeth and no one else you have ever heard of. Hear the guys delight over snowman based one-liners, a town full of idiots and marshmallow feces. Listen as Mike threatens comeuppance at Canada over the War of 1812, his defense of Ferris Bueller's life decisions and his war crime level duke at a Wal-Mart. That's right, international and national incidents rolled into one episode, so gather around the yule log and listen to the guys talk out of their butts for a good old holiday time!

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Direct download: Readings4Suckers-048.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 12:56am EDT

Holiday Mix-Tape Vol. 1: X-Mas

Special Guests: Many!

Welcome to Christmas, Readings4Suckers style! We talk about gift giving practices, the good, the bad and the practical. Mike brings love to his home state of New Jersey, while Sully wants to control a robot planet and both guys don't understand how Swedish taxes work. We talk about how dangerous nunchucks are in the wrong hands, Sully's flashlight based Christmas and of course, Krang. So grab some nog and put up some ghetto decorations, because we also got a holiday mix-tape!

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Direct download: Readings4Suckers-047.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 8:34pm EDT

100th (46th) Episode Spectacular

Special Guests: Mike and Sully

This week we offer up something a little different, in the form of a reverse episode. Mark and Will W. have the helm in this all new episode of Readings4Suckers. Listen along, as the lies are spewed out, questions are turned back around on the temporary guests and paradigms are shifted. Listen to Will shill, Mark babble about his fictional time in a war and Mike hate on Zach Braff. The inmates are running the asylum, and it's our own damn fault. Zoom, Zoom, Zoom!

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Direct download: Readings4Suckers-046.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 5:16pm EDT

Spanish Champagne For All

Special Guest: Fred

Note: Due to holiday commitments, the role of Sully will be played by Tom on this week's episode of Readings4Suckers.

We are joined this week by one of Mike's oldest friends in the world, Fred, for a filthy and hilarious good time. The guys talk about when they lived in Japan, Tom regales all by making everything awkward and Fred just gets downright filthy. Learn a fantastic deep fried turkey recipe which Mike stole from a celebrity chef, all while Tom removes the stigma of sex work and we learn about the evil of the Cockenthrice. So listen along and pray for the polio dolphin!

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Direct download: Readings4Suckers-045.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 11:02am EDT

MovieWatch- ThanksKilling

Special Guest: Jesse

On this special Thanksgiving edition of Readings4Suckers, we sat down to watch ThanksKilling. What we found out was how much we all love puppets, miss Chris Farley and that Bill Cosby doesn't know when to give up. The learning continued with such varied topics as bird racism, Mike's love of shacks and everyones overall love for bosoms. So join us on this turkey day, and tune in for news and Crack Mayor Updates. Happy Thanksgiving!

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Direct download: Readings4Suckers-044.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 2:43pm EDT

A Tale of Two Crack Mayors

Special Correspondant: TJ Reed

At Readings4Suckers, we are proud to present to you an in depth look at Canada's greatest hero, Rob Ford, the alleged Crack Mayor. Join us as we go over the timeline of the awesomely bad behavior of the Mayor of Toronto and how America has already been there. Learn just how wasted a man can allegedly get, theories on dumping toxic waste and TJ make up some words. Enjoy the nonsense as we celebrate an important birthday, Mike admits to old crimes and TJ makes Rocky IV very homoerotic. Listen in and light up your alleged crack pipes as Readings4Suckers takes on the best the Canada has to offer.

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Direct download: Readings4Suckers-043.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 8:47am EDT

Leprechaun Husbandry

Special Guest: Kaybin

This episode heralds the return of Kaybin, as Readings4Suckers starts gearing up for the holidays as only they know how; by making up random crap. Learn from Mike how to make a Philadelphia Christmas stocking while Sully and Kaybin battle back and forth about the facts of the original Thanksgiving and EVERYONE questions the safety of homemade fireworks. Ghost hauntings, sympathy for Pop-Tarts, Sully's urge to be like Tarzan, and Mike's insight into the science of leprechauns round out the day so listen in and stick around for more whacked news stories.

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Direct download: Readings4Suckers-042.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 4:40pm EDT

From The Vault 4

Special Guest: Mark

Originally recorded May 2012, we now present our very first podcast recording ever. It gets raw and real when we sat down with Mark for a trip thru nonsense. Learn about the parallels that Mark draws between himself and Batman, Mike's love of 'The Cutting Edge,' and all of our lament about not being friends with the Brazilian Hulk. Behold the birth of baseless claims, questions and "the skreets," all while enjoying 18 month old wacky news stories.

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Direct download: Readings4Suckers-041.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 9:32am EDT

MovieWatch: Maximum Overdrive

Special Guest: Lord Montgomery Court

For this installment of MovieWatch, we are joined by the one and only Lord Montgomery Court for a podcast full of nonsense and shenanigans. Learn about pissed off trucks, Lisa Simpson's marriage, a future Breaking Bad star and the greatness that is named Emilio. Hear the guys ramble off topic about how to mess up a diesel engine, bathrooms caked in dookie and the perceived racism of two Hollywood icons, Francis Ford Coppola and Mike Reed.* So tune in for a hilarious good time, punctuated by some wacky news and Sully's new one act play.

*Mike Reed is not a Hollywood icon.

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Direct download: Readings4Suckers-040.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 9:45am EDT

Cars With Stripper Names

Special Guests:  Jackie and Bryan

Our buddy Bryan returns to us this week, along with his girlfriend Jackie, for a good old fashioned conversation about nonsense. We discuss the potentially awesome future of detroit, Die Hard as a road movie, Canadian bear fighting and how Satan escaped the bottle. We also get to hear Mike talk out of his butt about the psychological breakdown of the Transformer Grimlock, the foreign policy of John McLaine and how he would spite bang Airwolf. So it's pretty much a regular day at Readings4Suckers, with the exception of Bryan spoiling Robocop 2.

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Direct download: Readings4Suckers-039.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 10:19am EDT