Suicide Squad Review

This week, we review Suicide Squad, DC's newest entry into their cinematic universe. We talk about the ups, downs and generally bi-polar feel of this movie. So give us a bout half an hour, and we will give you a review.

Never Accurate, Always Presumptuous!

Direct download: Readings4Suckers-174.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 8:45am EST

Ghostbusters (2016) Review

This week, we saw the remake of the seminal classic Ghostbusters, and we recorded an insightful and foul language filled review for you, the listening audience. We address the polarizing perception that the movie prematurely earned, Mike's theory on the Ghostbuster's franchise batting average and the wonderful return of the greatest beverage of all time, Ecto Cooler. So sit down, shut up and give us 30 or so minutes of your listening time.

Never Accurate, Always Presumptuous!

Direct download: Readings4Suckers173.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 9:40am EST

Captain America (1990) Review

Tom and Mike watched the original attempt at making a Captain America movie from 1990. Now listen to them crap on it and destroy it non-stop. Hear true disgust as real comic book fans confront one of the worst comic movies of all time.

Never Accurate, Always Presumptuous!


Direct download: Readings4Suckers-172.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 7:32am EST

Independence Day Resurgence Review

This week, we review Independence Day Resurgence, and we enjoyed the crap out of it. Listen in as we basically get on our knees and juggle this movie in our mouths. Of course, we also freely admit that this movie is beloved almost solely because of nostalgia and we talk about the real world ramifications of visiting aliens.

Never Accurate, Always Presumptuous!

Direct download: Readings4Suckers-171.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 6:51am EST

Tougher Than Leather Movie Review

Mike is joined this week by none other than PodcasterXWeedZor420, (It's what he wanted to be called), to review the 1988 classic movie Tougher Than Leather, starring Run DMC and the Beastie Boys. We dig around in this grimy urban classic and turn over stones that were probably not meant to be flipped and are shocked at what they found. So listen in for a very weird time.

Never Accurate, Always Presumptuous!

Direct download: Readings4Suckers-170.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 10:39am EST

Gods Of Egypt DVD Review

This week, we review the recent Blu-Ray release of Gods Of Egypt, a movie so bad, that we don't even know where to begin. From the terrible CGI, the wooden acting and the white washed cast, watching this movie was truly a low point in our combined history. We did find a way to make it worthwhile, because we now have a contest for our listeners to name our new lowest rating ever for our rating system.

Never Accurate, Always Presumptuous!

Direct download: Readings4Suckers-169.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 10:53am EST

X-Men Apocalypse Review

We at Readings4Suckers have decide on a format change. We are now a show about movie reviews. Do not let that scare you though, in fact, let that liberate you my friends, because even though change can be scary, there will still be two guys sitting at the table cracking wise, talking smack and being overall inappropriate. So join us for something old humping something new, and let us be the proud trophy wife of your podcast selection.

Never Accurate, Always Presumptuous! 

Direct download: Readings4Suckers-168.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 11:32am EST

Raising The Brain Dead

This week, Tom and Mike discuss new attempts at making science amazing as well as horrible. We talk about the long term ramifications of fixing brain dead people, as well as many other topical issues.

Never Accurate, Always Presumptuous!

Direct download: Readings4Suckers-167.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 7:39am EST

Legalize Dueling

In this episode, we talk about how amazing it would be if pistol dueling was legalized and regulated as a public service, We have foreseen an end to almost all of the world's problems with this simple idea, We also eulogize Prince and talk about how Mike wants to punch you and your kids!

Never Accurate, Always Presumptuous

Direct download: Readings4Suckers-166.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 7:41am EST

One Dollar Plate

This week, we talk about the stigma that goes along with owning your own compound. We lament that society just doesn't understand the need to live with walls to keep them out, and how they always try to crawl your butt. We also crap on florida some more.

Never Accurate, Always Presumptuous!

Direct download: Readings4Suckers-165.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 3:58pm EST